If it's a good day because you showered, it's a holiday because you shaved, and it's your anniversary because you shaved above the knees, then this blog might be for you.
However, if the last picture you took of your kid was him sitting in a field of flowers and petting a sleeping cat, and not him stuck in his underwear, then this blog might not be for you. Also, if you have ever read a parenting book and it actually worked for your kids … not for you.
For the rest of you, get the older kid or the neighbor or the dog to watch the younger kid, slip into the bathroom for some quiet time, and have a quick read. We'll try to entertain you. Or ply you with cocktail recipes. Whatever.